uploaded

To be artificially inseminated.

“Hey, want to come play pickle ball with us tomorrow?” “Sorry I can’t, I’m getting uploaded in the morning and have to take it easy. Better not be twins!”

by 36ben July 3, 2021

Flag

Get the uploaded mug.

Unload the groceries

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

by GPRetto July 13, 2017

Flag

Get the Unload the groceries mug.

Related Words

upload • uploader • Uploads_of_fun • upload failed • Upload Moment • Upload Porn Rorschach Upload • Upload Robots • Uploadablistic • uploadation • uploaded

Ugload

When you accidentally upload an ugly picture of yourself to Facebook/Myspace and you panic and try to delete it before anyone can see

Sara: Did you see Ham Hoagie's new Facebook picture?
Sandi: No, is it bad?
Sara: Definitely an Ugload....shoulda deleted that shit before anyone else could see....

by seo103 December 4, 2009

Flag

Get the Ugload mug.

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

Flag

Get the Unload the groceries mug.

Unload a full clip

to let off a round of ammunition; ejaculate

After this penalty i'll need to go home and unload a full clip

by gerald emerald February 23, 2009

Flag

Get the Unload a full clip mug.

unloader

A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.

Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader!
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**

by Jwall September 17, 2006

Flag