Upgrade Your Shade

Used when the shade someone is throwing is overused, or poorly conceived.

- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"

- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”

by adroxx April 26, 2023

social upgrade

to social upgrade means to accomplish media by social media for social media marketing, like facebook, twitter, foursquare or linkedin.

social upgrade your media plan by facebook or twitter.

by burkhard July 7, 2011

ghetto upgrade

When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.

I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.

by the booniepepper April 14, 2009

Hook upgrade

An term of derision. In this situation, a woman regularly hooks up with a man who is only interested in casual sex. The man will either explicitly say that he does not want a romantic relationship, or will repeatedly tell the woman that he is “not sure what he wants”- as a way to defer the subject, or to indirectly tell the woman “no.” But the woman naively believes that if she just sticks it out long enough and shows the man how much she cares for him, a proper relationship will eventually begin. In actuality this will never, ever happen. The “hook upgrade” is the female equivalent of the “gay friend” phenomenon.

Despite several failures, Buffy continues to believe in the possibility of the hook upgrade.

by Popeyes Chicken Ph.D. February 21, 2010

Philly Plinko Upgrade

The action taken by attendees at Philadelphia sports team events whereby the attendee moves from inexpensive seats located high in the venue, to much pricier tickets located closer to the field, typically involving several intermediate stops en route. When viewed from above, the path taken by said attendee would mimick the movements of the Plinko chip - side-to-side, yet still descending - used in the game "Plinko" on the popular, long-running American game show "The Price is Right."

Following his 3rd inning restroom break, Tom decided to enhance his game-watching experience using a Philly Plinko Upgrade. His path, over the course of the next 4 innings was as follows: Section 305 Row 20, Section 207 Row 17, Section 106 Row 15, Section 110 Row 23, then finally Section 110 Row 5. Hello Philly Phanatic!

by CheapPhans September 19, 2009

fucked-upgrade

A software upgrade that is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced.

"I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photoshop and now you can't 'undo', you can only 'step backwards'.

"The new version of such and such trashed my hard drive. That's one fucked-upgrade."

1.: I guess they came up with a new fucked-upgrade to Yahoo! Mail. You DL it?

2.: Nope.

1.: Me neither.

by Mooderator September 4, 2007

Samsung Upgrade

When someone, takes an electronic product, then jizzes in/on it to improve it's "semi-conductance" capabilites: in homage to the great south korean corporation, who initiated this practice.

Jin: "Dude, I just gave your laptop a Samsung upgrade!"

Min-ho Lee: "WTF!!!"

by Fackerman March 20, 2011