LA Unified

Los Angeles Unified School District. Poor graduation rates. Lousy test scores. Teacher union strikes. Metal detectors at school entrances. You get the idea.

Radio Announcer: Big Chuco's Tires in Montebello is offering a special deal! Buy a set of four used tires and they will throw in a set of old rims for free! But you gotta hurry! This deal only lasts for another 24 hours! For all you LA Unified grads, that's means the sale ends this time tomorrow!

by ZXY&ABC August 2, 2019

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Unified Theory of 80's Movies

The fact that most all movies in the 80's had, at their core, a single running theme:

Bored suburban middle-to-upper-class white teens have crazy adventures and come full circle having learned a little about themselves.

How this particular zeitgeist arose is a matter of debate; its existence is not.

"Adventures in Babysitting, Mac & Me, Flight of the Navigator, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, License to Drive, Pretty In Pink, Mystic Pizza, The Wizard, Breakfast Club, Lucas, Gremlins, Risky Business, All the Right Moves, Back to the Future, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Boy Who Could Fly, Can't Buy Me Love, A Christmas Story, Dirty Dancing, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goonies, Karate Kid, Labyrinth, Little Monsters, Lost Boys, The Monster Squad, Neverending Story, Pretty in Pink, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Say Anything, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, Stand By Me, Weird Science and War Games are just a few of the movies from the 80's that fit under the Unified Theory of 80's Movies."

by Clintacus August 24, 2006

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Unified Rules of Stockton

A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.

In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.

by Duncdaddyfunk May 5, 2010

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unpimp

unpimp (v): To destroy something that has been overly accessorized. Phrase introduced by US Volkswagon commercials in response to slew of "Pimp my ..." programs

Chris just spent $5000 and two years putting all that bling and fins on his Corolla, but it took his ex-girlfriend just 10 minutes and a crow bar to unpimp his ride.

by DCPY September 21, 2006

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unipikacorn

a magical unipikacorn is the baby of a unicorn and a pikachu and just happens to be magical. if you are to nice to it, it will be the most adorable best friend ever. if you are mean to it, it will be your worst nightmare's worst nightmare.

1:
person 1: what is that majestic creature over there?
person 2: it's a unipikacorn. so rare that there's only one
unipikacorn: LET'S BE FRIENDS AND RIDE
SKITTLE RAINBOWS TOGETHER!
persons 1 & 2: okay!

2:
person 1: what is that ugly ass shit thing?
person 2: it's a unipikacorn. it's such a fag that there's only one.
unipikacorn: *pulls out knife gun* whatcha just say nigga?!
persons 1 & 2: OH SHIT! *run away

by magical unipikacorn May 18, 2014

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