Uniboob Bacon

Bacon made from the meat a single female breast.

Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON

Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days

Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack

Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians

Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!

Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!

by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011

uniballer

a legendary pimp who wanders the town at night pimpin you hos and leaves his mark by dippin his one and only testicle in a can of blue paint, swangin it up and slapping his victims with it. The paint can never be washed off.

damn the uniballer pimped jaimes mom last night!

by S-Sizzle April 19, 2006

uniboob

an amorphous undelineated mass of tit, often caused by old age sagginess or bras that squish them together. in theory, it could be a single cycloptic tit.

i think george bush sould have a huge uniboob implanted on his forehead.

by minghi May 22, 2003

uniboob

A case of the rare condition called symmastia, in which a woman's two breasts literally grow together and join in the middle of the chest, so it looks like a single dumbell-shaped breast across the chest. It can be a congenital condition or a complication arising from breast augmentation surgery.

Lisa's plastic surgery went very wrong. Now she has a uniboob.

by capologist July 16, 2009

Uniroll

When someone has a large amount of fat hanging over their trouser line, all in one roll.

That man has a uniroll!

by ufnwefbonounsdf November 5, 2009

uniball

A pen making company

I have a uniball pen, and my friend thought the pen only had one ball

by duhhh June 21, 2004

Uniboob

Noun.

1. In art, a singular curve/line/lump of breast used to represent two boobs under clothing.

2. A single mass/breast where two should be, but not where two were originally (if you loose one boob, its not technically a uniboob). A uniboob is the presence of an original single boob.

I was in a rush, so I gave the women in my drawing uniboobs.

by Arthoes January 8, 2008