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birthday unfriend

To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.
Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."
by porkchchoppanzeefin November 27, 2018
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Unfriendzoned

The fictional idea that you will finally get to go out with that person that friend zoned you before.
Haha, Mark thinks Linn finally likes him and he's unfriendzoned, poor guy is gonna get shot down again. Prepare the beers!
by Forever~Alone~anonymouz December 24, 2012
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Unfriendable Offense

An offensive act perpetrated by a social networking site "friend" that results in permanently unfriending the individual.

Unfriendable Offenses can include, but are not limited to:

1. Excessive postings about children
2. Excessive postings about health and children's health
3. Postings about every, ever-loving thing that you do
4. Unwarranted sexy talk via chat from a former classmate who is currently married with three children
Rod committed the worst of all unfriendable offenses; I asked him about his wife and kids and he told me what he was doing to his penis.
by tampa_girl_33611 April 28, 2010
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the unfriendly digit

The bloody bastard waved the unfriendly digit in the air like a trophy.
by rperazag July 8, 2010
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Unfriending

Removing a person from your list on a social network site, i.e. Facebook.
We' ve been dating for months now, I can't believe she actually dumped me! -Forget her bro, start with unfriending the ho!
by Niels81 February 4, 2009
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unfriend

1. Verb - the act of removing someone from your friends list on any social network.
1. a. Verb - the act of removing someone from your category of friends generally, not limited to removing them as your friend on any social network.
Synonym: defriend

2. Noun - someone who used to be your friend, but you no longer consider them to be a friend, for any number or variety of reasons.
After Dave posted private photos of her wild sweet 16 birthday party, featuring much nudity and general craziness, Tilly thought he's just gone too far. So, she unfriended him on myspace, took him out of her buddies list, and deleted him from her phone contacts.

Sookie asked her a couple weeks later about it, "What, I thought you two were tight?" Tilly shrugged. "Well, we used to be bffs but now we're unfriends and that's just how it is."
by nolana plume August 25, 2009
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unfrienefits

Two people who were friends, then became friends with benefits and now returned to being just friends again.
There is a lot of sexual tension between Michelle and Ken, probably because they’re unfrienefits.
by Crownless Queen November 22, 2019
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