I understand

You dont have a clue what thier going on about

"my cars been stolen and I don't know what to do"
"I understand"

by Homer_d.b February 24, 2008

Chamber of Understanding

Ultra cool pad where Professor Farnsworth understands what is to be understood.

Farnsworth: I'll be in the Chamber of Understanding.

*cue Saturday Night Fever music and funky Disco light*

by dburl December 26, 2010

I understand that.

Phrase used by persons who aren't really listening to you but wish to appear to be doing so. Usually used when on the telephone so neither of you is making eye contact.

You are telling a story and your friend, who hasn't responded the entire time, suddenly chimes in with "I understand that."

by your_nu February 3, 2010

understandwich

The state of being stuck between two points of view, understanding both but not favouring one over the other.

Seeing the relative merits of both Aerosmith and the White Stripes, John was the understandwich in what he considered an unnecessary argument.

by wordguy2 April 18, 2010

UnderStAndy

UnderStAndy is when you say you understand something and have no idea what it means.

Andrew did you understand what we told you or did you UnderStandy it?

by Wolf117 June 7, 2021

eye understand

the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it

"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"

by YuniQ9 January 21, 2014

Totally Understand

The short version of "Dude I totally understand, I mean I would do the same thing if I was a pussy"
You use it when someone is being a little bitch and won't do anything fun.

Little Bitch: "No, i couldn't ask her out"
Other Guy: "That's alright I Totally Understand"

by barlow April 19, 2006