Unmilfitize

1. The action of a MILF becoming unattractive due to menopause.

2. The action of a MILF transforming into a GILF with use of a ThunderStone at level 30.

Stoned Guy "I wonder if Peters mom is still a MILF?"

Other Guy "Dude, MILFS don't just UNMILFITIZE that quick. Read a damn book, its common knowledge bro."

by James315 September 29, 2012

unmitigated clusterfuck

A term used to describe an extremely dire situation or where events have not gone the intended way.

"I cant believe it. This orgy is a complete unmitigated clusterfuck!"

by TheMightyFlam September 11, 2015

Unmakeupable

Something so incredibly stupid or absurd that only the circumstances in which you experienced it could have made up what happened.

You can't make this shit up bro, its unmakeupable.

That's unmakeupable.

by Deadtoad5 October 4, 2022

unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.

Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)

by lord venom November 10, 2013

unmemeducated

When someone is uneducated on current day meme culture.

Oh my god, Becky is so unmemeducated, it's not even funny. She thinks that (*insert 2015 meme here) is still relevant.

by emmliz7310 June 13, 2017

unmemecultured

Lacking an understanding of currently used memes, mainly caused by differentiating senses of humor.

My friend showed me this meme someone posted the other day, and when I mentioned that I didn't understand what was funny about it, she called me unmemecultured.

by oikuzu October 14, 2018

unmutual

A word coined on the TV show "The Prisoner." Main character Number Six was once declared "unmutual and disharmonious" for not obeying the rules and for not honoring his obligations as a "citizen" of The Village, his prison. In other words, an "unmutual" was a bad member of the Village society because he was a disruptive influence, refusing to join in or play by the rules.

To be classed as an unmutual meant a citizen would be shunned by other citizens until he conformed or became "mutual." If that didn't work, other citizens would eventually take it upon themselves to correct the unmutual's behavior with increasing levels of violence.

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or insult.

NOUN: "He is an unmutual!"

"Fox News considers any reporter on their staff engaging in honest journalism to be an unmutual."

ADJECTIVE: "Talk show host Bill O' Reilly routinely engages in unmutual behavior when shouting down people with opposing viewpoints."

INSULT: "Unmutual! UNMUTUAL!"

by mooncity August 10, 2009