umberella

In point and purpose, similar to the widely known umbrella, but for a few differences. First, in functionality, it works to deflect metaphorical "rainstorms", as in hardships, trials, etc.. rather than actual, physical rain. Another notable difference is that the role of umberellas are not typically played by innanimate objects, but rather actual people. Perhaps the most notorious umberella is Rihanna, of which there is actual documentation of her acting as an umberella and protecting whoever she is "umberellaing" for during one of these spiritual torrents.

When it rains it rains forever
We can't see through all the weather
You can stand under my umberella
You can stand under my umberella
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by chzrm July 23, 2007

Black Umbrella

The Right Stuff that Miley Cyrus smokes

Miley - Just give me that Blunt and I'll last all night. I wish I had like 500.

Miley - Black Umbrella. yeah yeah yeah yeah we're smoking the right stuff

by Armbar24 June 19, 2011

The Umbrella

When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.

Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.

by DruPaul December 26, 2008

umbrella test

The mythical component of a sexually transmitted disease (STD) test that a male would expect when visiting an STD clinic. Involves the inserting of a small 'umbrella-like' swab into the urethra of the penis, and the subsequent 'opening' of this swab before its removal with a sample.

Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.

After the previous night, Martin knew that he'd probably picked up an unhealthy cocktail of STDs; but there was simply no way he could face the umbrella test at the clinic.

by Mick'n'Keef October 18, 2009

Umbrella Gang

Group of old women, usually asian, that operate at daytime and use umbrellas for shade. The gang can be seen walking in pairs or groups going to church. They hold meetings in church, schools and local community parks. Take caution when seeing them due to their aggressive nature. Some members have guns and swords hidden in the umbrella handle. The ring leader is the highest rank and usually the oldest. The ranks go by how long their umbrella shaft is. They can be seen usually on days that rain or is hot.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you hear about the murder?
Guy 2: Ya, the suspects were seen carrying umbrellas.
Guy 1: I bet it was Umbrella Gang!

Example 2:
Guy 1: Have you seen my grandma?
Guy 2: I think shes been recruited to the umbrella gang.

by Young Money All Day Every Day November 9, 2011

Metal Umbrella

When an Umbrella is used as a double sided dildo between two men and the umbrella is opened inside one of the men’s anus.

My friend and I did a Metal Umbrella last night.

by Easttuth August 26, 2021

Using an Umbrella

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.

1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009