U-haul 

A word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians bring to a second date? A: a U-haul.

Jennifer and Melissa are the classic U-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!

U-haul by smirkingdiva December 31, 2009

mexican U-haul 

The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.

Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!

mexican U-haul by B-Unit loo March 29, 2009

U-Haul Syndrome

A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.

Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.

U-Haul Syndrome by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007

uhauling 

when lesbians move in with each other after only knowing each other for a short period of time.

i know i've only known her for three weeks but i think it's uhauling time.

uhauling by swtpam October 29, 2011

UTAUloid

a character designed with a voicebank to go with the software UTAU. the name is based upon vocaloids, which are used for the vocaloid software. they may also be referred to as UTAUs

'guys I'm making a UTAUloid! what colour should her eyes be?'

UTAUloid by 5magmacubes December 24, 2015

golden u-haul 

The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.

In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."

golden u-haul by Mike Solidum June 29, 2007

mexican u-haul 

a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.

hey look at that mexican U-Haul two lanes over!

mexican u-haul by everyonesgrudge August 3, 2008