uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.

She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.

by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020

ulcer

A pregnant woman.

My wife recently became an ulcer.

by VinelSeason July 30, 2021

The Uncertain Turd

The one small turd that remains in your butt and refuses to join it's friends after you've dropped all the other logs into the toilet. No matter how much you push, it pokes out a little, but always goes back in once you stop.

The Uncertain Turd: mama always said, "if all your friends jumped into the toilet bowl, would you jump to?"

by EatMyPubes January 26, 2011

ucher

an/some injuryies around the insides of your mouth. normally occurs when u eat too much junk food and bite on any parts of your mouth. it will remain there for a few days. helps by rubbing salt but will hurt alot.

1)ouch the ucher in my mouth hurts like hell!
2)the ucher in my mouth just wont go away.

by Lee Yen April 16, 2005

DPG Uncertianty Principle

The property by which any black guy with pigtails or braids looks like Snoop Dogg. By the same token, Snoop Dogg without pigtails or braids just looks like a normal black guy.

Ohh! Look over there! Is that Snoop Doggy Dogg? Nah, Jimmy is rocking the braids again. The DPG Uncertianty Principle holds strong.

by Craig "La Cocina" July 17, 2006

Ulcer

A hole in the stomach cause by consuming copious amounts of Cum. The only known crue is ordering milk at a place you would never even guess sold milk

Excuse me waitress at the Country Bar. I know this is going to sound weird but I downed a bunch of man juice last night and my Ulcer is going crazy. Can I get a glass of milk.

by Boby Loblaw April 16, 2008

Uhlergasm

The unbelievable sensation you get from a hurricane.

Oh God I just Uhlergasmed everywhere because of hurricane Earl!!!

by Dan Uhler September 2, 2010