ugly stick

A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.

1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.

by Stafford June 5, 2005

i'm ugly!

what most attractive people say

Person 1: "Ohh, God, spare me, I'm ugly!"
Person 2: "Just shut the fuck up."

by Person (: September 5, 2010

Ugly Slut Weekend

Traditionally celebrated yearly on the first weekend of December, but it's popularity has lead to the expansion of the holiday to multiple times per year. Average to good looking males who participate in Ugly Slut Weekend, or, USW actively seek out below average to ugly girls for sexual activities.

Alcohol is not required but heavily recommended for the males to further decrease the already small chance of actually skeeting inside the ugly slut and risking a baby mama relationship in future

"No Slut Left Behind" is a the trademark slogan of USW. As an excerpt from it's mission statement reads: "to bring weiner to every slut in the world, no matter her physical appearance"

I heard Ugly Slut Weekend started at SJU, which I can definitely believe considering the amount of Jersey girls that go there

by papa moyer May 15, 2010

showbiz for ugly people

This is a humorus comment about politics and politicians.

You know that politics is just showbiz for ugly people!

by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2021

Cartoon Ugly

When someone is so ugly, they look more like a cartoon than a real person

Joe: Hey Frito, would you bang Rita?

Frito: No way man, that chick is cartoon ugly!

Joe: Yeah man, and I heard the Warner brothers gave her the Eiffel tower too...

by Joe Bowers, Pvt February 12, 2010

do ugly

To 'do ugly' means to have coitus under embarrassing or unappealing circumstances.

Kathleen was so horny that she even wanted to do ugly with Charlie on the Mississippi coast seawall.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Ugly Kid Joe

1. Kick ass metal band in the early 90's, fronted by singer Whitfield Crane.
2. Clever insult.

1. Ugly Kid Joe is epic!
2. Look at that Ugly Kid Joe over there.

by Drums3 October 11, 2010