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water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"
A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.
by Mountain Club September 10, 2009
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muffin topper

The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.
May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper
by furiousgnu April 9, 2009
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topper

a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or "top" the previous one. usually, toppper's stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.
c'mon, you don't need an example, we all know people like this.
by lungpig June 18, 2003
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Birthday Cake Topper

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.
One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.
by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010
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Toppers' House

1.London's most famous spot for people that would like to end their lives.

2. Where the four characters in the book A Long Way Down went to go commit suicide.
I'm so depressed that I'm thinking of takin a trip to the Toppers' House.
by The Girl You Know You Want January 4, 2010
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Twooper

Hey Mr.Woods, are you a twooper?
by 1984BigBrother December 5, 2011
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chart topper

A player of MMORPG's, such as World of Warcraft, that is only concerned with being on the top of the Damage Meter. They do not care for the group and are all about the DPS.
(player)"Yo let me see that damage meter 'cause you know I be dropping some mad DPS!" (Group): "Man this mofo is a chart topper."
by Stefan Ramirez July 16, 2008
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