Well the Tennesee Twofer is a 2 for 1 situation. You start out in the missionary position, dick goes in the snatch and the balls go up the pooper. That's Step 1.
Now, here's where you get your money's worth. Pull everything out, flip the bitch over, throw your penis up her ass and cram those shit-covered balls up her vagine. That's the twofer, and that's how they roll in Tennesee.
Now, here's where you get your money's worth. Pull everything out, flip the bitch over, throw your penis up her ass and cram those shit-covered balls up her vagine. That's the twofer, and that's how they roll in Tennesee.
For example, I was in Nashville last week, minding my own business when this ho comes up to me and says "S'up fool? hows about some Twofer action, Tennesee style?". Let me tell ya, I got my $5 worth. Tennesee Twofer stylee.
by Big John McCarthy December 19, 2006
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A situation in which two females who, for whatever reason, end up sharing a single cocktail for most of the evening (More than likely to save money since most bitches are worthless).
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
Damn, bro! I can't believe you came here with only $2 & still managed to pull off a Roofer Twofer without gettin caught... You're such a SlagMagnet!!!
by dynoball June 24, 2011
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by Gary L. Werkins August 4, 2011
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by PopNoKick November 4, 2013
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Aaron: "Dude I got finals and I'm in a bad group, I got twofold stress, it sucks..."
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by gibustheinfamous May 19, 2020
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Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.
I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.
by The_G January 21, 2021
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