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two man wolf pack 

When two guys are together so much that you rarely see one without the other. If you are with one of them, your probably with the other one. It is also often assumed that they are gay with each other, because they are together so much; they are usually both straight though.
Mason and Jacob are always together...they must be a two man wolf pack.
two man wolf pack by flockkaa January 17, 2011

Two-Man Saw 

When two men are engaged in the act of docking, then proceed to tit fuck a woman.
This chick was a TOTAL slut, she even let Kelly and me Two-Man Saw her.
Two-Man Saw by dirty david May 10, 2019

Two Man Job 

A Two Man Job is the description of when a girl/man is too big for a singular person to handle, therefore relying on the help of a friend to get the job done.
How’d you get on with that Becca bird last night?

Don’t get me started, she was a two man job so I had to get Josh in to help!
Two Man Job by Baldemort April 12, 2021

Two man rule

An aid for young straight males in order to define the age of a young looking peice of ass.
It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.
Jed: Look at that mate! she looks a bit young though....

Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)

Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)
Two man rule by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006

Two man conga 

Two males having intercourse stood up, often fighting to synchronise as they shuffle around the room.
"Matty and Will stop two man conga-ing around your hotel room and let's get out into Munich!"
Two man conga by Rottinghill April 24, 2022

two-man hang 

When two guys hang out, usually doing nothing of importance. It's often just two guys being bored. It is not considered a sausagefest or gay. Most of the time during a two-man hang is spent waiting for a third person to break the two-man hang.

Since dudes generally hate two-man hangs, it is often considered a prerequisite for the dude to hang out.

Girls don't have an eqivalent.
over the phone.
Jack: Hey, I'm bored, wanna hang?
John: With who else?
Jack: No one yet.
John: Errr.. I don't want a two-man hang...
Jack: Ok.. I'll see if I could get Jeff.
two-man hang by pandapanda July 14, 2007