Two For Thirt

1. A good deal on herb, two grams for thirty dollars. 2. Ethiopian slang for an ancient herb related haggle in which a poor man barters to get two grams for thirty pence.

A: "Hey man, I was wondering if I could get some herb, my back is killing me!"
B: "Sure man, 20 for a gram, or 55 for an eigth."
A: "Two For Thirt?"
B: *Hangs Up*

by Arick Armendariz December 24, 2006

two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.

I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.

by QuacksO September 23, 2018

tacos for two

Tacos for two: defined as two lesbians in the 69 position

"I wonder if those two are enjoying tacos for two."

by 1234ABCD June 28, 2012

Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two

A mutual and unreciprocable forfeiture of ones "gender unbefitting ones birth sex" between two people while dancing.

If attempting to write down your sexual preference while doing the Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two, make sure to use a pencil, so that the line may be moved as needed.

by RichardofPotato November 14, 2021

steak for two, for one

When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.

I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.

by caring. loving. October 13, 2009

table for two

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.

1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.

by leie May 31, 2009

two-for

The opportunity to receive the value of two, for the price, effort or quantity of one.

Person 1: "Hey bruz, throw this glass bottle at that noob over there....you wouldn't."

Person 2: *under peer pressure* "I would too!"

*Person 2 throws bottle* *bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a passing cyclist*

Person 1: "HAHAHA, you got a two-for!"

*Person 2 is nowhere in sight*

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Person 1: "Well, I was with this girl, and all I can say, is she had a two-for." *suggestive wink*

*Person 2 backs away*

by flippy00 & HonsyB May 15, 2010