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cork tweed

A dangerous sexual technique in which a male forcibly flicks his penis out of a female's vagina. This is typically done by the male rotating during intercourse so that the male and female face opposite directions (without discontinuing penetration), and leaning backwards toward the female, causing intense G-spot stimulation. However, this technique has a significantly high risk of damaging the male's genitalia.
Jim: Yo... I heard Rob almost lost his dick tryin' to cork tweed some chick...
Alex: Hahahahahaha!
by Kathrynne May 13, 2006
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Trwned

It's the combination of these 2 terms, "Troll" and "Owned" - when a troll fails and gets owned, it's called "Trwned".
Troll: aye biiiiiiiatch wanna see my diiick?
Girl: lol sure, then you wanna see mine?
Troll: EW WTFFFFF
Troll has left the room
RandomUser: Trwned his ass hahaha
by aliaz July 15, 2011
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Toned

Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.
Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.
by Funployee June 21, 2007
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Tweed River Rubber

Person 1: Do you have protection?
Person 2: You just gave birth right?
Person 1: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Lets do a tweed river rubber
by gloplord August 9, 2023
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tweedurr

A stupid, obvious, or unnecessary tweet made on Twitter that makes the follower/recipient roll their eyes and say "duh" or 'durr"; a waste of a follower's time; a lame tweet.
Casey: Lindsay just sent me a tweedurr, "I can't believe it's Monday already!"

Sam: Duh.

Casey: Yeah, I just wasted three seconds of my life reading it. Lame!
by AverageJoeMama April 20, 2009
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Hannah-Toned Text

Hannah-Toned Text, or HTT, is a form of text that uses only petty passive aggression. The people who send these types of texts are typically named Hannah, which is why it is called "Hannah-Toned Texts." This is in no way an inside joke or an insult to someone else, this was an observation.

HTT is a harsh form of passive aggression that should not be used unless the person you are texting is a major douchebag.
"Dude! What's with the HTT?"
"lol."
"Please stop with the Hannah-Toned Text."
by itwas420just2minutesago June 10, 2020
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twendo

"I won the bet!" Looks like you owe me a twendo, homie"
by CuttyCut January 12, 2009
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