twittering

A word by people who don't actually use twitter and are probably 20 years too old to be using twitter in the first place. Whenever used, they are referring to the word "tweet", but learned about twitter from a day-time talk show hosted by a 40-year-old woman who wants to tell parents what their kids are -really- doing every week.

Brian: Hey, are you twittering?
John: No, I'm tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.

by Josh9001 April 6, 2009

Twitterfied

Ususally refered to a Texan who is unusually unTexan and hopped on on Mc'Donalds beef tallow.

Twitterfied fucktards singin in tha rain

by Sniggins May 8, 2003

twittering

Glib approach to a complex problem. Skimming along the surface. Simple-minded approach. Using shortcuts and platitudes.

While millions lost their homes to foreclosures, it seemed like Congress was mainly twittering. There were no signs of active, meaningful assistance.

Nero twittered as Rome burned.

by Songpoet January 27, 2011

twitterizing

The act of terrorizing a person via twitter.

My ex has been twitterizing me for weeks. She just won't leave me alone.

by cjk156 July 27, 2009

Twitterliterate

Being well-versed in the new language, slang and hashtags commonly used in the social media world of Twitter.

"Finally, I have mastered how to properly tweet! I am now fully Twitterliterate!" exclaimed Toks, joyfully.

by homopinionation April 21, 2013

twitterite

A person that uses twitter to write concise aphorisms.

Harry Shearer is a prolific twitterite.

by mojoholio November 19, 2010

Twitterfink

Noun: A person of authority, (teacher, boss) who monitors the whereabouts of another person (student, employee) through their Twitter posts.

Ed shouldn't have called in sick and then Tweeted from the beach. His Twitterfink boss read his posts and canned his ass.

by PMcClaran June 2, 2009