twidget

A twit who fidgets!

He is such a twidget!!

by xGemmx January 27, 2010

Twidle Foot

an expression of pain

AHHH!!! Twidle Foot!!! What the F?!? are you thinking Frank you make me sooo coral crotch(also look up F and coral crotch)

by Ali Spangler and Kirstin Lundblad February 20, 2003

Twidgets

Twidgets / Twidget (n.) Any babies/baby who's mother gave birth to, two twin midgets. After being inseminated by a midget herself.

I'm having 'Twidgets'. My partner is a midget, and I am having two twin midgets, thus TWIDGETS!

You're a Twidget? Yeah, my mom F-ed a midget, and I have a twin, and we are both midgets.

by Queen_LaDiva March 5, 2011

Tidletone

When someone's undertone is so overwhelming, they might as well just be telling you "I fucking hate you, and your dog."

“I asked if everything was okay, but she gave me a tidletoned ‘Yes'.

by milzey June 30, 2014

Twigletting

The sexual act of pulling out your finger(s) from your partner's arsehole and realising they are coated in shit. Sniffing and licking them while pulling a face similar to when eating the snack the name derives from.

Dave was keen to see if Diane's Balti would create a better consistancy and taste when they would be twigletting later.

by Daphne Widethigh July 27, 2016

twidlemire

A simple minded person a person who takes forever on simple tasks

Why is it taking you so long you twidlemire

by youngin mcgee May 18, 2016

twidget

Verb The in between of twitching and fidgeting.

Noun Someone who moves too much or incessantly.

I drank way too much coffee and now I can't stop twidgeting.

He's kind of a twidget. I haven't seen him sit still since I've known him.

by Linguistic Lasagna August 31, 2016