Tweetbeat

A quick hash tag to indicate a tweeter is alive after a near death experience, or doing something really stupid.

Man, I was really worried about @billdollins after his bender, but I was really glad when he posted a #tweetbeat this morning

by geo_rube October 18, 2012

tweetcation

A vacation from tweeting on Twitter, or a vacation from Twitter.

People have been saying funny things while I've been on tweetcation.

by Donque June 10, 2009

Tweetattack

a phenomenon happening when twitter goes down and all the tweetmeats freak out and over post on their facebook walls with boring messages about twitter.

Tweetattack

OMG! Twitter is down!!!! I repeat twitter is down!! help!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetpathy

1. Where someone is so banal a user of Twitter that you can predict what their Twitter feed would feature without bothering to look or, indeed, follow them.

2. The enlightened position of being too apathetic about something to tweet about it. Often a condition linked with Tweetanthropy.

1. When it comes to Jim, I'm have Tweetpathy - it's going to be another post about his baby.

2. The whole election has me suffering Tweetpathy. Can't be bothered.

by Berym November 2, 2010

tweetheart

a single person who seeks friendship and love from some other person on Twitter.

She is a tweetheart. She is looking for a like-minded person on Twitter.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2010

tweetheart

"Twitter sweetheart" which is a step down from "Craigslist whore-friend" and is probably not something that should exist, but apparently it does exist. See Twivorce.

I can't believe what that tweetheart thinks she'll get away with what she's tweeting.

by hyperbole and a half December 16, 2011

tweetapated

When your so crazy in love with someone you'll do anything for them, anything at all to get their attention, constantly obsessing over their affection as if it were essential to life.

"You aint' hittin the club tonight?"

"Naw, I'm gonna head home and give my girl some attention. It's mani/pedi night, she likes the way I do it so..."

"Dude, you straight TwEeTaPaTeD, you been talking that lame all week."

by The Phreshmaker1700 February 1, 2014