Twatler

A grown woman who acts like a toddler, but is also old enough to just be considered a twat.

Oh my fucking God. Another tantrum? She is too old to be such a twatler!

by Snuff McMuff February 28, 2017

Twizler

A follower of the emo band Twiztid. Twizlers are typically former Juggalos that jumped on Twiztids bandwagon after they left psychopathic records when they became more of an emo rock band and started promoting self mutilation. A large majority of Twizlers like to spend their time crying online, about the fresh things Juggalos do.

They are largely homosexual and follow the preaching YouTube videos of a herb named chuck reeves who would not have a life if it wasn’t for his twizler status.

Twizlers can usually be found offering sexual favors for merchandise at MNE shows.

The term 17%er was created by Twizlers as a form of diss to Juggalos. The Juggalos embraced the term 17%er and made it fresh as Juggalos are know to do.

A twizlers favorite toy is the MNE fidget spinner.

You can’t be serious with a twizler.

by Juggalo1717 June 6, 2018

Twazzler

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity, such as in an office environment.

Andy, that Maurice does so little, he's such a lazy twazzler!

by Marek Pattle January 1, 2009

twizle

To spiral out of control, spun out

"That bitch is such a dope fien she's about to twizle out of control"

by Brandamit December 17, 2015

twakle

the scientific name given to a group of giraffe-chickens

We saw a twakle at the zoo.

Look ma! A herd of twakle!

by amarillo September 15, 2004

twatle

to pound with hand numerous times to the head while groaning like they are gettin hit in the ass

Chuck stop twatling Juan

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

twalee

~noun~ (twa-lay) When someone is guilty of, or is caught in the act of performing "extra shit" (see definition), which gets in the way of the original plan(s). This person ends up fucking up everything because they cannot stick to the original plans and are acting "twalee."

The original plan was to play an epic round of zombies and then go get something to eat. As soon as the round was over, Pete had to make a phone call to the love of his life, holding the rest of us up from a delicious meal, all the while saying he would only be a few minutes, when in fact he was on the phone for 20-30 minutes and THEN wanted to stop at TWO other stores BEFORE we could go get food, therefore earning him the title of "twalee" for the evening.

by Metalmania82 November 10, 2011