twatalack

a gd way of telling some one they are a fuker. usually it will not be recieved with a return beating (if guy) or bitchin (stupid fuking whores)

"jack is a twatalack because when he suked my cok he did not lick up my jiz"

by fuz March 5, 2003

twallock

A mixture of twat and either bollock or pillock, somewhat akin to twunt.

What a stupid twallock you are.

by Haddocktwat May 8, 2004

Twallock

A mixture of TWAT and BOLLOCK usually used as an insult when people have performed an act of real stupidity.

Don't be such a TWALLOCK!

by SteGra January 10, 2010

twallocks

Combination of twaddle and bollocks used when someone is speeking nonsence. Indeed the term may be considered to be a load of twallocks.

You really do talk a load of twallocks.

by Thermofish June 24, 2013

twotblocker

noun
1. When a man is flirting with a woman. Another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. This prevents the first man from getting sex with the woman.
2. A man who is trying to prevent another man from getting sex. He does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having sex with.

1. I was real close to getting her in bed, until Johnny walked in and turned it into a real twotblocker.
2. That chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.

by fushahb20815 May 17, 2009

twatdock

The fishy smell of a woman's vagina, as if she has a piece of haddock stuck up in it.

It smells like twatdock in here! Oh I'm sorry- your mother just left.

by twofakebitches2 May 13, 2014

TwatPocket

Noun: one who uses her lady parts to lure unsuspecting men into relationships with the promise of sexual favors. a whore, a home wrecker.

After trashing yet another marriage, Laura has earned the nickname of twatpocket.

by Shtu8tn December 6, 2019