twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

twatted

Hit extremely hard / Beat up

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

by CiCi May 13, 2005

twat

1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"

by cripple July 30, 2004

twat

A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

by Tumadre le gusta el pene July 8, 2009

TWATS

Members of The Woolwich Arsenal Travellers Society

A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.

by Goonbater June 19, 2020

twatful

piss poor, useless, rubbish, acting like a twat. Generally restricted to blokes but I have heard it used by women against blokes

That was twatful behaviour. Burnsy, you were being twatful

by bu66ly March 10, 2009

twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

by Leanne April 2, 2005