twanker

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...

@aplusk is a right twanker

by e_mpika April 17, 2009

Twave

A 'Google Wave' of 'Tweets' from 'Twitter'.

Google Wave is a new tool for communication and collaboration on the web, coming later this year. Watch the demo video below, sign up for updates and learn more about how to develop with Google Wave.

"Hey dude, you see my Twave?"

by Syro June 10, 2009

twankery

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.

Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"

by Speculator February 16, 2010

twatverts

annoying adverts.

these fucking twatverts are gettin' on my tits

by JediSquirrel May 4, 2011

Twanged

The sensation/trip experienced after intaking laughing gas/nitrous oxide

Mate I am so twanged off of that balloon

by Berookes December 4, 2017

Clapped bloody twanker

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world

You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)

by Super peng leng trio + Gio July 29, 2022

Tanveer

Simply the most smartest badass person ever. He is famous for escaping the FBI numerous times. He is believed to be in charge of the modern Illuminati which plans to take full control over the world and eradicate some laws and religions. He is suspected of currently planning to secretly takeover England. It is believed he has his headquarters somewhere in Canada.

Tanveer will conquer the world.

Tanveer will lead the Illuminati to victory.

by Mr. anonymous guy November 21, 2016