Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Grego Antony Bater March 4, 2010

TurtleNecking

When two males, one who is uncircumcised, go pole-to-pole (head to head) and the uncircumcised guy pulls his foreskin over the head of the other guy's head.

My friend said his head was cold so I provided him with a custom, all-natural turtleneck. The next thing I knew, we were turtlenecking.

by Beau&DustyDontTurtleNeck December 7, 2013

turtleneck

an uncircumcised man.

Ian is having a turtleneck.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

turtleneck

a type of shirt worn by either men or women and can show actual size of womens breast as it doesn't hide or minimize the breast so for plus sized women or big breast women you'll be a mans eye candy and your fully clothed

turtleneck

by todd thiner1 January 12, 2010

turtlenecking

The act of farting on a girl while she's giving you head.

I gave the girl a turtlenecking so rank it turned her hair orange.

by wo0tage August 30, 2005

Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Grego Antony Bater March 4, 2010

turtleneck

when you rip off the top of a condom so it is just covering your shaft, while the head gets free reign to bust a nut anywhere. typically used to maximize pleasure and plant your seed without the girl's consent.

"I turtlenecked that bitch last night dog. Planted that seed no doubt!"

by The Greek Gods December 25, 2008