To attack someone with so many instant messages that their computer is in danger of shutting down. Typically done by making numerous new screennames and messaging someone from all of them at approximately the same time.
James wouldn't stop being dumb, so me and my buddy turtleminated him. He'll think twice before he gets online and bullshits us.
by turtelminator March 9, 2008
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Ow my back hurts from all the turtlebanging I did last night!
by bitchslap102 April 7, 2015
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like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents
like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents
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