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Turtle

Turtle is when the male species is on a bonner, (also known as having a hard dick)

This word was created on the residential at tobermore in 2018, It was used to save friends from an embarrassing encounter with their bird.
Yogi Text his friend "Turtle" and his friend came to the rescue getting him out of the situation using a quite lengthy excuse.
by ROSH 11 September 23, 2018
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Turtle

In intercourse when the female pushes the males penis inward, resulting in a massive ejaculation all over the females face
When larry's girlfriend gave him a turtle he couldnt help but go into his shell
by Narvie August 5, 2005
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Turtle

A charismatic megafauna that teaches people the benefit of patience, sticking their necks out, and being comfortable in their own shell.
Friend: I don't know... I just want it all now.
You: Dude channel your inner turtle.
by Zepolness February 1, 2016
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Turtle

Similar to a dutch oven in the sense that you cut a disgusting fart and cover your girl's head under the blanket. She then sticks out her arms and legs kicking but her head is under the blanket and she looks like a turtle.
My girl loves the idea of me giving her a nasty turtle
by daking June 5, 2005
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Turtle

When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.
Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.
by gustebeast November 6, 2016
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Turtle

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws
by Spring time July 7, 2020
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Turtle

Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)
Example 1

Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?

Example 2

Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?
by Spuds Mackenzie October 23, 2018
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