Kansas City Turnpike

This a sex bath where you and your partner get covered in gates bbq sauce and you pulled pork and shove it inside the vagina and your partner will first fuck you, then will nut on the pulled pork then will go down and eat the pork out. All the while your partner is shoving ribs in and out of the other's ass hole.

Person 1: "yo i heard you got Kansas City Turnpiked last night."
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"

by UncleBBQsexmaster January 19, 2021

new jersey turnpike special

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.

I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.

by BTB33 September 16, 2016

Jersey Turnpike

Face down ass up dancing.

He got a boner from the way that she Jersey Turnpike.

by jerseyslut April 10, 2011

Jersey Turnpike Shot

(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.

This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.

Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here

Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.

by Shwatwhatwhat December 6, 2022

The Rusty Turnpike

Infamous gay bar, designed specifically for retirement parties which always end badly.

I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.

by Aye Matey November 19, 2019

Ohio Turnpike

This tricky roadside position is an Ohio favorite! It invovles the driver and 3 passengers in to satisfy the criterion to complete a "suck-cessful" Ohio Turnpike. The most basic version of this sexy drive-by deviancy, proudly founded by a 20 yr. old Ohio woman, allows each member of the road trip to be pleasured simultaneously. The role of the driver is the trickiest part, as he/she has to focus on staying on the road while doing the "reach-behind" to the driver immediately behind them. The driver side passenger then has to orally suffice the other back seat passenger, while they do a reach around to the shot-gun passenger.

Perhaps the second most difficult part is the shotgun man/woman has to do oral on the driver without interfering with his/her driving operations. While seemingly challenging, this clever position proves that it truly is "hip to be square".... Or in one at least.

Kenny: "This road trip is sooo borring.... Ohio sucks."

Megan: "Wait a minute guys, Ohio is good for a lot of things, and I bet we could make this trip a lot better with some old fashioned fun, The Ohio Turnpike."

Kenny: "Why.... what is that?"

Megan: "Well, I think it's best to learn by example."

Eddie: "Hmmm.... I don't like the sounds of this...."

by holla@ya March 19, 2011

Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage

Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.

Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."

by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009