Texas turnaround

Texas turnaround is when a redneck, 'Publican, "Trump" follower type, marries, fucks, or has babies with a Mexican, or Mexican American.

Ya know, Jeb ain't from Texas, but he sure did take a Texas turnaround when married his wife.

by realtxes November 1, 2015

California Turnaround Coffee

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.

It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.

by Red_Baron March 30, 2009

james brown turnaround

The act of taking a shit, then having to get up, turn around, and vomit in the toilet. Most often happens so fast, you aren't able to flush in between.

After eating lunch at Taco Bell, i was up 1/2 the night doing the James Brown turnaround.

by jwoww243 January 9, 2017

Siberian Turnaround

It's when you take or meet someone at a bar, leave the bar to have sex with that person, and then return to the bar and continue drinking.

Paul: "Where'd you go?"
Gerald: "I had sex with that chick."
Paul: "And you came back! You just pulled a Siberian Turnaround!"

by elJGK July 26, 2011

snowplow turnaround

Really? Come on

If you don't know what a snowplow turnaround is then we have a problem.

by Famafma August 5, 2016

vermont turnaround

this is when a man and woman enthusiastically consent to have anal sex, but the man realizes he is attracted to males half way through and gets soft, immediately having to figure out how to exit the situation.

hey steven, last night with erica i had a vermont turnaround and realized how much i wanna fuck you.

by kalelover666 October 4, 2021

Ironic Turnaround

1) The moment in which a satirical commentary on a trend becomes the normative part of a culture.
2) When a meme becomes popular.

1) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when lobsters, which once were fed to prisoners, became a delicasse.
2) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when VSCO girls get mocked and the imitation becomes the normie interaction.

by Davidium August 29, 2019