turnout

how many people showed up i.e., to a party

I didn't expect all of these people to show up, we've got a good turnout

by nnaatt July 23, 2010

tunaboating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, against a woman's genitals, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion while extending his tongue and accompanied by a raspberry sound. Tunaboating is similar to motorboating, but the action is done to the woman's genitals rather than the breasts. The prefix "tuna" is chosen due to the claim that some vaginas smelling like fish.

He put his face between her legs and began tunaboating her for several seconds. She couldn't stop laughing even after she queefed in his face.

by FYREGOD December 31, 2010

reverse salami turnaround

The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.

"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."

by Ian Carlson November 19, 2006

turnout

An "Old School" Biker term, now, with the advent of HIV-AIDS, Herp-C and other incurable and fatal STD's, nearly defunct, refering to a slut that will fuck all dudes at a party or run who want tha pussy & don't mind sloppy seconds(or fifths, tenths, twentyeths, or whatever)

I still hardly believe that cunt turnout fucked every Brother in tha Club!

by Grizzly IX September 7, 2006

Michigan Turnaround

When driving down a boulevard, and you want to turn left at an intersection, you have to go past the intersection, do a U-turn, go back and turn right. These are especially popular along boulevards in Michigan.

Too many idiots pulled out in front of traffic and caused accidents, so no you have to pull a Michigan Turnaround.

by ChrisS. April 5, 2011

Turnaround artist

Someone who takes an organization, event or something large that is broken and repairs it and makes it work again, and in many cases, profitable and beyond successful. A turnaround artist can be anyone who runs an organization, from a CEO to a President of an organization to any form of a head.

The Salt Lake City Olympic games were on the fritz until Mitt Romney came along as the CEO of the organizing committee and Romney ensured that the games made a profit and ran smoothly, earning him the title of a "turnaround artist". Another turnaround artist would be Lee Iacocca, who worked to make Chrysler profitable in the 1980's and 1990's.

by northeastern292 July 12, 2010

Turnquist Turnaround

A violent sexual maneuver in which you grab your partners hair, and rip off a chunk from the middle so it never grows back; while simultaneously oppressing your subordinates into working odd and sometimes cruel hours and shifts.

Bob: "Dude did you see Carter this morning? WTF happened to her, she looks like Friar Tuck!"
Frank: "Yeah, she must've gotten the Turnquist Turnaround. Ouch."
Bob: "Ouch is right, now I have to work a Sunday grave shift... FML..."

by iPwn™ November 5, 2016