Turkey neck

A guy's dick.

Sharon couldn't get enough of Ben's turkey neck on Thanksgiving.

by George Hayduke December 16, 2008

Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.

"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."

by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017

turkey neck fiesta

When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.

Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

turkey neck

a common name for a large, loose, and wrinkley vagina; tends to be saggy beyond belief.

"Hey my name is Mary Ann"
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."

by sleepingbeauty March 1, 2008

turkey neck tug

when one sticks his penis in the fat region of another males neck until he ejaculates on his neck

"Dude, my dick is so raw after frank gave me the good ol turkey neck tug"

by Ross IhavepooEdick May 27, 2009

turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
Penoscrotal Web

The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.

by diy July 28, 2008

Turkey Neck

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

by DogMonkey October 1, 2003