Turk

Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.
by Dr. Apo April 14, 2008
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A fat smelly gypsy who doesnt believe in showering, hates all neighbors. Steals countrys like Cyprus, and starts genocides. Also always has the honor to get their assed kicked by the Greeks.
My greatgrandfather killed alota turks!

Thank God Im not a Turk!

Turks are abunch of Malakas
by GREEKPOWER September 22, 2008
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Disgusting and horrible creatures. They are barbarians and rapists who think they are so good but they are Euro wannabies. Ataturk is a homosexual who fucks all Turks in the asshole. All Turks must bow down to the Iranians and Armenians because they don't belong in Anatolia but instead need to go back to the steppes of Mongolia(Where they are from).
Guy#1: "What's a great insult to another human being?"
Guy#2: "oh you mean a Turk!"
by Sasoun October 31, 2007
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An erect penis, most commonly used when in reference to masturbation.
Dude, I was slapping my turk so hard last night, I nearly came dust! Shit was filthy.
by B.L. Valerie April 16, 2019
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1. guys's favorite part of a ladies body
2. a vagina
1. I really love to play with her turk!

3. Josie 'don't touch my turk!'
tom 'its so tempting!'
by U.Matt.U April 30, 2009
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To turk something is to steal it, an aristocratic term developed in the South of England, probably in Hampshire, circo 2002.

A term deriving from the reknowned fact that Turkish people steal more things than upper class white people, therefore rather than stealing something, one would turk it.
Person A: Look at that dirty jigaboo turking that bike!

Person B: Lets go lynch him.
by THe Holy Nazi March 03, 2005
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