Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.
by Dr. Apo April 14, 2008
Get the Turkmug. A fat smelly gypsy who doesnt believe in showering, hates all neighbors. Steals countrys like Cyprus, and starts genocides. Also always has the honor to get their assed kicked by the Greeks.
by GREEKPOWER January 13, 2009
Get the Turkmug. Disgusting and horrible creatures. They are barbarians and rapists who think they are so good but they are Euro wannabies. Ataturk is a homosexual who fucks all Turks in the asshole. All Turks must bow down to the Iranians and Armenians because they don't belong in Anatolia but instead need to go back to the steppes of Mongolia(Where they are from).
by Sasoun November 19, 2007
Get the Turkmug. by B.L. Valerie April 16, 2019
Get the Turkmug. by U.Matt.U April 29, 2009
Get the Turkmug. To turk something is to steal it, an aristocratic term developed in the South of England, probably in Hampshire, circo 2002.
A term deriving from the reknowned fact that Turkish people steal more things than upper class white people, therefore rather than stealing something, one would turk it.
A term deriving from the reknowned fact that Turkish people steal more things than upper class white people, therefore rather than stealing something, one would turk it.
by THe Holy Nazi March 3, 2005
Get the Turkmug.