Turd

Turd.
A person who abuses someone and makes the world believe the opposite happened.

I told the world my husband beat me and pooped in my bed, but it was actually me. Turd

by TeamDepp May 23, 2022

Turd

A much more 'scientific' name for a poop.

Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.

"Wow! That's the biggest turd on a poo farm!".

by COOKIEWOOKY October 3, 2019

Turd

A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.

A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.

A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”

by Poet laureate July 23, 2019

Turd

Someone who is so socially awkward in a party atmosphere. They are as awkward as going to the bathroom and finding a "turd" still floating in the toliet. It wasnt yours and you dont want it to be there.

That girl was such a "turd" last night. She had one drink a threw up on my bed.

by kmcglanz February 26, 2010

Turd

A person who's personality reeks, assumingly of poop.

Every job has it's share of turds with whom you have to work.

by Ingaling February 14, 2010

Turd

Donald Trump

You’re such a turd

by REEEEEEEE April 1, 2019

Turd

Descriptive term for shit generally used in a jocular fashion

"Sign for Rangers?" - I'd rather eat my own turd

by Astutebhoy July 28, 2008