Turd

Turd

Skys turd ! That's the size of a 2 litre Coke bottle you dirty bastard!

by Ob1hwfc October 07, 2019

Turd

A challenging child usually aged between 2 years and 4 years

1. It's 1 o clock in the morning, why is that turd singing Baby Shark?

2. That little turd had drawn all over the wall again

by Borninboro February 08, 2019

Turd

A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.

A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.

A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”

by Poet laureate July 23, 2019

Turd

Turd.
A person who abuses someone and makes the world believe the opposite happened.

I told the world my husband beat me and pooped in my bed, but it was actually me. Turd

by TeamDepp May 23, 2022

Turd

Someone who is so socially awkward in a party atmosphere. They are as awkward as going to the bathroom and finding a "turd" still floating in the toliet. It wasnt yours and you dont want it to be there.

That girl was such a "turd" last night. She had one drink a threw up on my bed.

by kmcglanz February 27, 2010

Turd

A person who's personality reeks, assumingly of poop.

Every job has it's share of turds with whom you have to work.

by Ingaling February 14, 2010

Turd

Descriptive term for shit generally used in a jocular fashion

"Sign for Rangers?" - I'd rather eat my own turd

by Astutebhoy May 20, 2006