Amber Turd

The act of taking a vindictive shit in someone else's bed.

Johnny Depp arrived home to find Amber Turd in his bed, but his wife was nowhere to be found.

by LongJonsn69 April 27, 2022

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Amber Turd

Lucky this is both a noun and a verb.

Part batshit crazy, part a revenge shit, but basically leaving a steaming pile of (human) shit on your significant other's pillow as a statement of your opinion on their general worth as a human being.

Let's be clear...dropping a dog turn on a pillow is nasty enough but human shit...that's just a whole other level of nasty and crazy.

Side note - this is so crazy that it's virtually impossible to be good enough in bed to justify this level of crazy (see the crazy-hot scale).

Amber Heard left a steaming Amber Turd on Johnny Depp's pillow. I'm pretty sure it didn't smell like success.

by Prof. Ass Master May 5, 2022

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Alex turner

The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.

Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot

Bitch:here we go again bois

by Themightycooch August 28, 2019

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turbobloke

John Kaczynski like, right wing , pompous, climate change bore.

Turbobloke wrote near to one hundred thousand lies over twenty years on a car forum but nobody actually cared.

“Looks like grandad’s joined a cult, best forget about him, he’s with turbobloke now!”

by dokic November 7, 2019

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turn Joker

A person could turn Joker as a result of being a lifelong underdog while being abused, marginalized, and having his or her dreams trampled.

An atavistic archetype emerges to dominate the individual’s psyche to facilitate vengeance with a smile.

The function of turning Joker is to bring trauma to former tormentors who now become victims and objects of his or her vengeance.

This is the 21st century version of Travis Bickel or Mr. Hyde. Another president for turning Joker can be found in the 1971 soul song Thin Line Between Love and Hate.

A term used by Sam Jay in season 2 episode 2 of her HBO series Pause with Sam Jay.

If you bully a person long enough they will surprise you one day and fully turn Joker on yo’ ass!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 29, 2022

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