Tugging The Chicken

When you beat your 20 foot hog monkey as hard as Chris brown beat his wife that your dick will start to morf into a chicken and over time erectile dis function will occur you will know when you have reached this point when your moans start to sound like a rooster waking you up in the morning or a chicken having sex on a daily and will soon have a Carmex looking cum

Damn bro I was tugging the chicken so hard last night that my dick looks like a chickens neck now

by Eileen and Prometheus January 21, 2019

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Tugging my Johnson

“Tugging my Johnson” is a slang and young term typically used in a jokingly and humorous manner, meaning to masturbate, specifically with a penis. The term is most commonly used by adolescent males. “Tugging my Johnson” was first widely used by American video game streamer; Jynxzi. The phrase gained its popularity through the up-and-coming Twitch content creator.

Tugging my Johnson would be used in the sentence: “Give me 2 minutes, imma go tug my Johnson”

by Krongus Doohickey August 25, 2023

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tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

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Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016

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