Trumpitis

Most common symptoms include Umpa Lumpa-toned skin, reverse-mullet which is combed to one side, pursed lips when talking, and aversions to all things Rosie O'Donnell. Due to the last symptom listed, this affliction is often misinterpreted as a regular Rosie hate, which is wide-spread. Named after Donald Trump, who is most famously known for selling Serta mattresses.

Trumpitis: "You're fired"

by Bribribribribri November 25, 2010

Trumpit

To lie or be dishonest in a situation when the truth would serve you better.

I don't want to admit what really happened, so I am just going to Trumpit.

by KickTheBox May 14, 2016

Trumpsgiving

That special holiday when we all give thanks for the absurd and never-ending Washington shitshow.

Trumpsgiving is a day that binds us together in our mass gratitude for this house of cards.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2017

trumpitis

A condition where a person talks trash about someone or something, while at work, and expects no consequences.

Joe got fired today. He caught a case of trumpitis.

by HBIC5224 July 14, 2016

Trumpitis

The condition characterized by the following:
1) Lack of sleep, leading to Tweeting at all hours of the night.
2) Orange skin.
3) Name calling.
4) Intolerance of the Left.
5) Burger cravings.
6) Extra energy.
7) Increase in Patriotism.

I think I'm coming down with Trumpitis: I called my friend ant-American today.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Trumpsuit

Specious litigation, usually involving obtuse logic, claiming damages that might be superficial at best.

Melania brought a trumpsuit when people posted a public domain video of her son.

by Candyola November 29, 2016

Trumpidity

Trump plus stupidity

The ridiculousness of Trump's words, theories, ideas, cabinet member choices.

The despicable and un-American things Trump wants us to believe.

The Trumpidity that our country has to deal with is exhausting and infuriating.

Kellyanne Conway's defense of this Trumpidity is ludicrous.

Sean Spicer tries his best to defend the Trumpidity for which he is presented.

by Phamousamos February 16, 2017