The opposite of a boner. A penis that has shriveled up and crawled back into a man's body. The condition was named after Donald Trump, the first man observed to have a permanent trumper.
Intelligent and brilliant people who keep a bunch of idiots criticizing and writing stupid things on this page just because they suffer from TSD Syndrome and there is no cure for that, so they will live unhappy forever.
Someone who really likes Donald Trump, They have shrines of him, know all his personal information, and will fiercely defend him in every shape or form, even if they sound out of their minds
Davis: Who do you guys want for president? I want John Kasich
John: Ima cruse with Cruz
Aaron: Im-a-Cuban so Rubio
Liam: i dunno... Hilary Bush... Washington, oh Clinton
Elliott: I want Sanders, did I mention I drive a Toyota Prius
Wyatt: I WANT TRUMP, HE'S GOOD, COOL AND I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM! WALLS WALLS WALLS
Davis, John, Liam, Arron, and Elliott: o_O Trumper Thumper?
When a grown man overhears something meansaid about him, and proceeds to go on a poorly-articulated, juvenile rant on Twitter at 3am.
"Did you see that SNL said something mean about Emperor TinyHands McThinskin again?"
"I figured, there was another late-night Trumper Tantrum making the country look stupid again."