trumpence

The return on investment of a con, bribe, theft or fraud. This could include the direct financial benefit of a scam or plot, but also can be used to represent the emotional boost a narcissist or sociopath gets from feeling superior to those they have manipulated and tricked.

“You should always make sure the target of your scam isn't overly intelligent, then you can play on their fears to maximize your potential trumpence.”

by TheLastDragon July 15, 2016

Donald Trumpness

a disease that u get when someone is being a bisexual asshole that sucks toenails for a living and likes to rape anything and everything that he/she can find alive or not if theirs a hole it's bound to be raped

donald trump has Donald Trumpness

by bigd21525 April 4, 2018

Trumpence

The slow feeling of regret after realization that a decision was a huge mistake.

I am feeling a bit of Trumpence after eating that last burrito. It probably was not a wise decision.

I am afraid that I would start to feel Trumpence if I dated Sally. She has had 15 boyfriends in the last month.

by Jimmi Bean July 15, 2016

trumpence

The amount of return on investment on a con job.

I knew it was too good to be true, but I thought it was worth trumpence.

by dakdawg July 15, 2016

Trumpence

The punishment or fate a society deserves to receive.

The American people received their trumpence when they decided hate and ignorance was more affective and important than love and understanding.

by Stehako July 15, 2016

Trumpeteer

(1)The act of performing felatio whilst digitally stimulating the reciever's prostate with one or more fingers. (2) Sticking fingers up a dudes butt while sucking his cock.

(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.

by The_Think_Tank February 11, 2012

Trumpeepee

When you fart and a bit of pee comes out.

It was a shame i had to leave the party early...I did a trumpeepee

by Stinky Uh Oh November 23, 2020