the phrase used by wimps after any type of competition. If they lose the competition (game of COD, fight, wrestle off), they say "wow, i wasn't trying." If they somehow win, they say "wow, i beat you and i wasn't even trying"
Guy 1: Yo i destroyed you in COD. how did you end up with negative 16 deaths?
Guy 2: Yea, and how did that tiny ginger kid beat you up yesterday?
Wimp/Tool: Wow, i wasn't trying, obviously
Guy 2: Yea, and how did that tiny ginger kid beat you up yesterday?
Wimp/Tool: Wow, i wasn't trying, obviously
by palabra up March 6, 2010
Get the i wasn't trying mug.A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
by JollyLama February 27, 2010
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• Troming
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• Trying for a baby
The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.
by Baby D123 February 26, 2011
Get the I'm not trying to start shit mug.Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...
Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"
Student: "Don't you mean failures?"
Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"
Student: "ah, of course"
Student: "Don't you mean failures?"
Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"
Student: "ah, of course"
by Crozefly February 21, 2011
Get the Just trying to see if you were paying attention mug.When a female crawls between the legs of her male sex partner and proceeds to lay on her back. While on her back she then continues to play with the male's scrotum in a simlar fashion to a cat playing with a toy.
*Also known as cougar toying when the 'toyer' is older than the 'toy' or as 'cat nipping' when teeth are used
*Also known as cougar toying when the 'toyer' is older than the 'toy' or as 'cat nipping' when teeth are used
Guy 1: Felicia is so kinky. Last night she was cat toying for like 2 hours straight. It was amazing!
Guy 2: She must get it from her mother. I heard she is like the Queen of Cougar Toying
Guy 1 : THREESOME TIME!
Guy 2: She must get it from her mother. I heard she is like the Queen of Cougar Toying
Guy 1 : THREESOME TIME!
by Brown Sugar And Spice December 14, 2012
Get the Cat Toying mug.My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!
All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!
All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”
by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019
Get the Trying for a baby mug.After years of wondering where you go and what you do while you tell me there is no one else I have to say I am Tired of Trying.
by THE REAL JULIA March 23, 2007
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