the act of going to the bathroom and pooping, peeing, and ejaculating in the toilet, all in the same bathroom session.
by o.wang.a.tang October 23, 2013
Get the Triple Threatmug. by Southern Threat January 26, 2021
Get the Triple Threatmug. by Thatguy_ November 15, 2017
Get the Triple Threatmug. When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018
Get the Triple Threatmug. The process of having a shit whilst masturbating and throwing up. The order does not matter as long as all three are accomplished in one session.
1. "OH DUDE! I just had a triple threat"
2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"
3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"
2. "Come on babe I'll show you a triple threat"
3. "Man I feel so ill.. I might have to go triple threat myself just to make myself feel better"
by TheTripleThreat March 10, 2011
Get the Triple Threatmug. by beardedlady2010 August 2, 2011
Get the Triple Threatmug. Once upon a time there
Lived
A
Majestic
Ant that loved to
Rant
Yet he also loved to
Energetically
Lure people into his lair and kill them and
Eat their annoying
Noses off
All the time
Lived
A
Majestic
Ant that loved to
Rant
Yet he also loved to
Energetically
Lure people into his lair and kill them and
Eat their annoying
Noses off
All the time
Person 1: "Yo, have you heard of this new group called 'Triple Threat'"
Person 2: "You bet! They are even cooler than those guys on GTA"
Person 1: "Who? Michael, Franklin, and Trevor?"
Person 2: "Yeah! These guys know how to knife people in the belly button's with pickles"
Person 1: "Dang. That is pretty hardcore. I better stay away from 'Triple Threat'"
Person 2: "You bet! They are even cooler than those guys on GTA"
Person 1: "Who? Michael, Franklin, and Trevor?"
Person 2: "Yeah! These guys know how to knife people in the belly button's with pickles"
Person 1: "Dang. That is pretty hardcore. I better stay away from 'Triple Threat'"
by GTAlover2k14 April 26, 2014
Get the Triple Threatmug.