tranch

(trănch)
n.

1. The all-purpose seasoning of salty language. It can be used to replace any number of off-color terms that sound similar (wench, tramp, trench, ranch, trash, etc.) or where ever a new expression is needed. Slang-salad.

“You naughty little tranch!”

“Look at that tranch slaunching around.”

“Jeezus, I thought that skeevy tranch salesman would never leave.”

“Aww, it smells like tranch in here.”

by beardamabobs October 20, 2018

Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.

Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!

by xrazbry May 1, 2018

youtube trance

Spending hours on end on youtube, going from one related video to the next, in a kind of trance-like state. Similar to a wiki-binge.

Ricardo Rafiel Johnson: Dawg, how long have you been on that computer?

Timothy Jared Schwartz: About five hours.

Ricardo Rafiel Johnson: Dude, you need to snap out of that youtube trance.

by NOTMYNECK2 July 27, 2009

Tanica

Urban black goddess normally with a big booty or nice slim curved body

1: Damn she got acoke bottle figure her name has to be Tanica

by lovebug413 July 7, 2011

Trance Energy

A large event held annually at the Jaarbeurs convention center in Utrecht, Netherlands. It is an event in which (unsurprisingly) trance music is played. Trance Energy features many of the world's top DJ's, as well as crowds up to 30,000 coming from around the world.

Person #1: Trance Energy is awesome! When did you get into this sort of thing?
Person #2: I played DDR! Check out these moves! *begins stamping on floor in four different directions*
Person #1: *walks away*

by Purple Circles April 24, 2009

Trancension

This is the movement from being a nerd to being awesome. From geek to sheek. From fool to cool.

Jason has completed the Trancension into awesomness.

by Funnyjelo December 21, 2009

Swimmer's trance

(n.) A condition of daydreaming while swimming laps for competitive competition/practice. The tendency of someone to have such a condition while swimming generally reflects their vulnerability of daydreaming and can impair their memory such as not being able to recall how long of a distance they are swimming, what stroke they may be swimming and how long they may need to swim it for. This phenomenon generally occurs more frequently during a longer swim for swimmers at a swimming distance rate of x/y=1/1.5 where x, equal to one, is the average length of the swam distance per a workout or meet and where y, equal to 1.5, is the added distance in which a swimmer may have higher chances of being subject to swimmer's trance. Therefore, if the average distance swam by a swimmer was 200 meters during his/her workout or competition per each time he/she swam again in their workout then swimmer's trance would likely occur more frequently at distances of 300 meters or more. For this reason many long-distance events in a swim meet now have counters in which another person flips a sign with rotating board windows to indicate the number of laps already swum. Usually a solid red square or rectangle is used to indicate that upon reaching the next wall after this flip turn that they should stop swimming and almost eliminates the chances of swimmer's trance affecting a swimmer's time in competition.

Mike suffered from such a bad case of swimmer's trance that he couldn't lead off his lane for practice with concerns that he would forget what they were supposed to be swimming.

by Ohh Baracuda! February 15, 2007