How to tell if someone's butt is stupid.
The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.
stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)
The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.
stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)
by discoblob October 26, 2003
Get the transitive butt property mug.An unfortunate development in the world of eye correction, transition lenses are intended as an amazing hybrid between sunglasses and the regular prescription kind. In reality, however, they are a gross bastardization of all things acceptable in the world of mainstream eyecare.
Alas, transitions never quite make it to either side of the glasses-sunglasses fence. Instead, they stay perpetually in an awkward shade of dark purple, keeping the wearer "in the dark" in more ways than one. In other words, when you look like a freakazoid insect, it tends to make the whole social skills thing a little harder.
It is generally accepted that the transition lense-wearing population is self-selecting. In other words, only those who like or don't mind looking like skeletor will choose to purchase the atrocities. However, it is believed by some that the lenses are in fact recommended TO weird people specifically by optometrists, perhaps as a public service to help others easily identify the undesirables.
If you or someone you know wears transition lenses regularly, it is advised that you quit immediately. Former wearers show higher success rates in life than current wearers, though it is best to have never worn transition lenses.
Alas, transitions never quite make it to either side of the glasses-sunglasses fence. Instead, they stay perpetually in an awkward shade of dark purple, keeping the wearer "in the dark" in more ways than one. In other words, when you look like a freakazoid insect, it tends to make the whole social skills thing a little harder.
It is generally accepted that the transition lense-wearing population is self-selecting. In other words, only those who like or don't mind looking like skeletor will choose to purchase the atrocities. However, it is believed by some that the lenses are in fact recommended TO weird people specifically by optometrists, perhaps as a public service to help others easily identify the undesirables.
If you or someone you know wears transition lenses regularly, it is advised that you quit immediately. Former wearers show higher success rates in life than current wearers, though it is best to have never worn transition lenses.
That guy wearing transition lenses is too busy being excited about never having to change his pairs to realize that he will never get laid.
by Sugoisama July 22, 2010
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by friend'sfriend June 28, 2010
Get the Transitionally Enhanced mug.If Person A has kissed Person B, and Person B has kissed Person C, then Person A has kissed Person C through the transitive property of kissing.
If Chloe has kissed Jack, and Jack has kissed Elaine, then Chloe has kissed Elaine through the transitive property of kissing.
When I was talking with my boyfriend's ex, all I could think of was how we had kissed through the transitive property of kissing.
When I was talking with my boyfriend's ex, all I could think of was how we had kissed through the transitive property of kissing.
by Ketsl May 26, 2006
Get the Transitive Property of Kissing mug.A person that brings together 2 or more people that would otherwise not actually hang out . He acts as the transition friend between them, making hanging out possible. Without that specific friend there, the 2 individuals would not hang out alone until multiple hanging out sessions with the transition friend.
Adam: Yo Jeremy are you going to Jose's party tonight?
Jeremy: Naw, Alejandro is my transition friend for Jose. I can't just show up without him being there.
Adam: Oh, I gotchu
Jeremy: Naw, Alejandro is my transition friend for Jose. I can't just show up without him being there.
Adam: Oh, I gotchu
by JBeasty June 9, 2009
Get the transition friend mug.A Transition Metal is an element from the D block of the periodic table which forms at least one ion with an incomplete d sub–shell containing at least one electron.
Used ambiguously by the WJEC to annoy students, especially Sam Jones.
Used ambiguously by the WJEC to annoy students, especially Sam Jones.
Sam: 'Hey Alex, what's a transition metal?'
Alex: 'It's a D block element that forms ions with incomplete d orbitals.'
Sam 'Yeah, but the WJEC aren't really clear on their definition. It's causing a lot of confusion.'
Alex: 'That's exactly the type of shit those cunts would do!'
Alex: 'It's a D block element that forms ions with incomplete d orbitals.'
Sam 'Yeah, but the WJEC aren't really clear on their definition. It's causing a lot of confusion.'
Alex: 'That's exactly the type of shit those cunts would do!'
by GFawkes March 27, 2013
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