towny 

a person who favours shiny clothes, normally tracksuits, with large labels and logo's showing wherever possible. Trousers must not cover top of shoes, and a cap, angled skywards, may be worn over short hair. smoking, drinking, and graffiti may be common activities, in attempt to look good... but misserably failin like a little bitch!

poof 1:fuckin townys, always pissin on the street, lets go kick some ass man!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!

towny by kevin October 30, 2003

towny 

its da shit on ur shoes.

da redbrick crew are mongs and da fuckers on the edward tyler are knobs.

towny by Jessie April 13, 2004

towny 

someone who is like a chav, but without the bad attitude

person: look at that that chav!!
towny: wat ya sayin? i wanna be ur m8!!

(well, maybe not)

towny by louis louway March 20, 2007

towny 

A towny can be alot of things, these change depending on the area in which they live. Basically they are what can be described as Common and disorderly. Typical British!

In general a man towny would wear dirty Reebok classics in which their usually fat feet spill out of. Trackies from last years summer sale and are now ripped at the bottom and stained with curry, beer and paint. Polo tops in pink or white again dirty looking. The Women wear bootcut jeans that look as though they have been attacked by a dog at the ends and have all sorts of marks on them from grass-stains to last nights dinner. They wear these with a pair of cheap, plastic looking, black stilleto boots and a low cut top. Along with a bag off of the market they really do look a treat!! The women could also sometimes be described as new-lookers.

These townies are the jeremy kyle type, with 7 children all from different fathers. The highlight of their year is some football match or another where they all fly out in big groups to a foreign place and give a lovely impression of the british!! Fish and chips every night apart from a saturday when they order in an indian. Their children have several asbos each and all began binge drinking at 10.

towny by Livvy W*** March 17, 2008

Towny 

noun: toothless hillbilly

wow look at that towny.. man thesse hicks are nastayyy

Towny by Anonymous February 11, 2003

towny 

older men who drink in pups around the town center.

hoggy, treg, billy.

towny by rachy November 27, 2003

towny whore 

a female chav, loves to do lots of 'chav' like things. can often be found with a can of cheap cider loitering late at night. can sometimes be accompanied by male chav for breeding purposes.

girl1 :"did you see her shag that guy outside the burbery store last night"
girl2 :"yeah, she is such a towny whore"

towny whore by neiler45 August 10, 2006