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top totty

Often regarded as 'upper class' slang for an attractive woman. 'Top' referring to her position on a scale of 1 to 10.
That Helen, she really is top totty!
by TimRog December 27, 2006
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Francesco Totti

Very aptly named Italian football player, who is a real gorgeous piece of hot totty.

His team is A.S. Roma who won the FIFA World Cup in 2006.
Francesco Totti is hot totty! A cockilicious, bootilicious, cockproud slut fucker! Hail the God Totti!
by Witch of the West October 8, 2007
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Tottom

A top who will secretly bottom.
You know I'm a top but I'll bottom for you, I guess I am a tottom tonight.
by Gu Tru June 1, 2021
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Top Gear Totty

The line of titty owners that stand behind Clarkson, Hammond and May while doing their piece to the camera during filming an episode of the eponymous TV show.
"Just look at that pieve of top gear totty just behind Clarksons's fat stupid face".
by farge bofflenerp October 26, 2009
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Tottle

An industry word for a type of bottle (often used for ketchup, shampoo, etc) that can sit on the cap end. While a "bottle" sits on its "bottom" and has a cap at the top, a "tottle" sits on its "top," which is also the cap.
Example1:

Q- So if a Tottle sits on its top, why don't they call it a "topple"?

A- Then people might think it would fall over... but it won't!

Example2: I never have to shake up my ketchup now that I bought it in a tottle!
by wired1000 February 12, 2010
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tweeter-tottering

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.
"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*
by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009
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Tottenham Hotspurs

Tottenham Hotspurs are a useless and hopeless team, they lack understanding on how to play football and recently let go of their best player (Harry Kane). Regardless of the fact that their team was once stacked, their trophy case is as empty as Manchester United fans' heads.
Person 1: I support Tottenham Hotspurs
Person 2: SHUT UP BOZOOO, RATIOOOOOO
by rohaan's father September 12, 2023
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