by Michael W Jordan November 9, 2006
Get the tortemug. Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.
"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"
by moonfuzzwolf05152 July 26, 2018
Get the tortingmug. Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
by Honcho bill January 4, 2019
Get the sour tortmug. When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.
MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"
by ElinorsDad October 9, 2023
Get the torts adorbsmug. A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"
by Lol It's Lucy BRUH January 30, 2017
Get the Lazy Tortmug. Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.
by Milton's Opus March 10, 2017
Get the peep tortmug.