Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

trits

Abbreviation of "Trampoline Tits"
Large and bouncy breasts; often displaying trampoline-like qualities.

I tried throwing a pebble at her chest, but it bounced off her trits and hit me in the face.

by Spectrius October 9, 2014

toriesexual

To love everyone but people.

"I'm toriesexual"

by HarperKiwiKK November 7, 2017

Torishe

This is a person who is very kind, loving and cool/chill person.
This person is also very Talented in art.
If you have a friend named Torishe it's a fact that you'll be cool.

I don't know anyone as cool as Torishe.

Dang, Torishe is so talented in art.

by Torishe February 2, 2020

Tolits

Filipino Slang - Short for "tol, ito ang latest!" and is the male counterpart of Marites

Marites: "Ay ayan na ang mga tolits! May chika ba kayo?"

Tolits: "Oo, 'mare ito ang latest!"

by tolitsako October 2, 2022

The Tories

A Conservative party full of stuck up arseholes who are 99% of the time white old people who can usually be seen around the isles of m&s. The sight of the BLM movement makes them want to jump off of a bridge.

“Why did you just spit on that homeless person?”

“Because I am part of The tories.”

by Your local Karen February 22, 2021

toris

also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.

"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something

by Baba Oriley September 23, 2008