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topboob

topboob is that bit of boob that you can basically see every time a girl is wearing something that shows off a bit of cleavage, a poor man's sideboob or/and underboob.
Oh. Oh well, topboob is topboob.
by beeeeeeeees June 21, 2011
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topside pool piss

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.
Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.
by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011
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toproll

A key move in the sport of Armwrestling which focuses on the person that is doing it for there knuckles to be facing downwards and them pulling the opponent to the side. It is also used to counter the hook and the shoulder roll techniques
person 1: Hey man whats that technique that you use in armwretling called?

Person 2: Oh its called the toproll.
by Pulling 4 Life March 10, 2019
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Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!
by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010
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Topspur

Topspur was referred by a Westbound Logistics China co-owner as the mistaken name of English Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur United. The video placed on YouTube was created between two business partners during a China trip, and the video went viral from then on. Topspur fans are not fond of the video as they believe everyone should know who they are, as often they suffer from spursy which is a feeling of being big/successful when really; one isn’t.

When asked if the man from China could name any Premier league clubs, he mentioned several but when quizzed if he’d heard of Spurs, or Tottenham Hotspur he said no. Never heard of them.

Tottenham Hotspur are a small London football team that often apply pressure and nearly win trophies.
Have you heard of a big football team named Tottenham Hotspur? “No?! Topspur? What’s that?”
by Westbound December 3, 2019
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purple tops

Freeky Zeeky:aye yo aye yo i got da 2 for 5 purple tops 2 for 5 purple tops...watchu need i got da purple tops!
Police:hey freeky zeeky!
Freeky Zeeky:oh shit i gotta run!
Police:why do we allways catch you in the same spot right here?
Freeky Zeeky:aye man i am mentaly retarded...why tha fuck yall fuck wit me?
Plice:Guess what?
Freeky Zeeky:What?
Police:your going back to jail!
by Steven C. November 14, 2006
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topsite

A large FTP that people with high position in the warez scene get access to. Usually updated daily with 0sec releases, people with access to these sites sometimes will FXP these files to lesser users, depending on their personality.
Dood Chris! You got the topsite hookup, FXP me some 0day shit!
by Samuron June 5, 2005
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