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Topster
For ESL people who lives in Brasil we like to use the word Top to adjectivate something or someone which is the best of something Like examples below:
1.This restaurant is top
2.My girlfriend is top
However Topster came with a mix of comparative and superlative of this by Brazilians English Speakers adjective kind of word,like examples below:
1.This restaurant is the topster
2.My girlfrind is the topster
1.This restaurant is top
2.My girlfriend is top
However Topster came with a mix of comparative and superlative of this by Brazilians English Speakers adjective kind of word,like examples below:
1.This restaurant is the topster
2.My girlfrind is the topster
1.Dude,of course I want to bang that girl but she told me she will only go out for dinner with me if I take her to the topster restaurant in town and I am flat broken.
2.My father promised me that if I get into college he will give me the topster BMW 's model .
2.My father promised me that if I get into college he will give me the topster BMW 's model .
Topster by #princeofalltradeskingofnone November 19, 2018
Related Words
topsite • Topside • topside browner • topside mob • topside pool piss • topside spoon • Topsie • Topsieupsie • Topster • TopZite
topside pool piss
Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.
Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.
Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.
Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??
Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.
Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.
topside pool piss by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011
TopZite
topside browner
What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.
topside browner by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007
topside spoon
"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."
OR
"You're topside spooning me right now!"
OR
"You're topside spooning me right now!"
topside spoon by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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