toposting

Pronunciation: toe-post-ing
Verb.

For use on forums.

For someone to be toposting it means that they write epically long posts not answering the topic at hand, but subliminally assuring some sort of higher knowledge than the rest of the members.

The fact is that the subject of, "racism" is both simple and complex. I even had to put the word into quotes since the root of the problem is that nobody can seem to quite agree on what the word even means and, when they do come up with a conceptualized notion of it, their thinking is so, knee-jerk and shallow that the notion of serious consideration of the subject is overshadowed by the hysteria
But, just because you need ways to differentiate between people and things doesn't mean you have to raise the labling to a level of mindless hysteria.

-Dude, WTF? We asked what the borderline between racism and stereotyping is! Stop Toposting damn it!

by CTV June 25, 2008

Intellectual TapOut

When a conversation goes above your intellectual capabilities, you tap your conversation partner 3 times on the shoulder, and leave. Also called ITO.

"Dude, It was an Intellectual TapOut within the first 2 powerpoint slides. Bob didn’t stand a chance with the CEO."

"Once we cranked up the Intellectual Bandwidth, Bob called an ITO like he was Pee Wee Herman."

"I’ll gladly provide a cerebral body blow that will ITO Bob in the first round”

by SBlanky June 3, 2010

tapout

What one does when they roll with Nick.

Wes, what happened when you rolled with Nick?

I had to tapout because he is the man.

by Nick November 17, 2003

TAPOUT

n. when the last few drops of piss escape into your underwear or roll down your leg; in spite of extensive, exhaustive efforts trying to prevent same, esp. at night.

I fucking hate it when I tapout after pissing in the middle of the night. It is then I wonder if that was the real meaning of Billy Joel's song "In the Middle of the Night", notwithstanding the liquid video and my wife's snoring in the next room.

by Gomorrah September 10, 2016

Tapout

Someone like zombie who get up in there feeling

Zombie is a tapout bytch

by Tn.Stonerman.tn October 26, 2017

mortal tipout

A version of the popular basketball game "tip out", aka 21. Basically, a bunch of guys gather around a basketball goal and it's every man for himself, trying to score 21 points. Each normal basket is worth one point, and you get to take free throws after you score, and keep shooting them untill you miss (while everyone else waits for a potential rebound). If someone tips a missed free throw in, it's worth two points.

Mortal tipout is played with no rules whatsoever, and violence is encouraged. Basically, me and some buddies that were too drunk/stupid for our own good came up with it, but it's very addictive.

You might get pushed to the court hard, playing mortal tipout.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

[topota]

Funny synonymus of "tu puta madre" used in Mexico as a joke, specially when you ask something to someone and he replies you with topota

-él: Qué hora es?
-yo: topota
-él: topota?? que es eso?
-yo: topota madre! jaja

-him: What time is it?

-me: topota
-him: topota?, what the fuck is that?
-me: topota madre (your fucking mother) ha ha ha

by Poratafolio January 15, 2019