Topher

The greatest guy you’ll ever meet with a huge 7 inch dick

“man today my gf called me a topher!”
“lucky!”

by ireallyneedanapguys July 11, 2020

Topher

Topher is a boy-loving ginger in the south shore area that takes in it the ass

Just met with a topher last night, had so much fun

by The_Definer11 April 27, 2022

Topher

The act of receiving oral sex while your female partner is urinating.

Wow she really tophed him off

Mikaela gave Chris a sloppy topher last night

by sbwbnwendeh April 22, 2011

Topher

My sexy babe with the goatee. Hehe, the sweetest guy I have met up until this nanosecond.

Ummmm... Go get your own "Topher".
Topher is ALL Mine. lmao.

by Pirate-Nicky March 4, 2009

Topher

A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.

Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.

by Grant March 21, 2003

Topher

Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.

Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!

by CallMeShorty June 28, 2016

The Topher

The not-so-thick but not very milky mix of any flavor milkshake mixed with any flavor of Monster Energy Drink. Can only be made by you (you obviously can not order a Topher).

Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to the gas station and pick up a monster so we can make The Topher at McDonalds."

Guy 2: "Okay, you buy the monsters, and I buy the milkshakes."

by ThebigG0705 January 1, 2012