Topherism

Anything that is poetic in nature dealing specifically with the weather

Girl, that was a sweet topherism you had last night while describing those cumulo-nimbus clouds.

Students please find the symbolism in this topherism.

by Dr. James Kurger September 29, 2007

TophBait

A Topher. The douche of the friend group that no one likes. Easily talked into doing stupid shit. A total ass hole. Covered in black heads. Mom is a pig of a nasty whore that roofies people and tries to rape them.

Kyle: Fuck, philly. Stupid ass tophbait called the cops on me again. Then his mom drugged my drink and tried to rape me!

Gerry: Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Y’all got any of that drink left??

by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019

Topomax/Topamax

Topomax is the misspelling of the prescription drug, Topamax (Topiramate). It is an anticonvulsant and anti-seizure medication that, in stronger doses us used to control epilepsy. In smaller amounts prescribed under the brand name Topamax, it is used to help control severe migraines in both frequency and severity.

I use to get migraines two to three days a week until I began taking Topomax/Topamax. Now I hardly ever get them.

by pzzld October 10, 2007

Topheezy

(1) The name of a motha fuck'n real O-geezy.
(2) Straight up gangsta / wanksta.

(1) There is only one Topheezy!
(2) Did you see that pimp? - he's Topheezy, fo sheezy!

by original.topheezy May 14, 2009

Topalovic

1.)A teacher who thinks they can teach English while every one knows she can't speak English properly.

2.) A person who pronounces birthday as "birddays"

Topalovic can talk about bees for hours

by yAbOiFrIdAy March 1, 2019

topanga

a place where trippie redd might take your lil ass

i said stop little bitch you in danger i might take your lil ass to topanga

by joefuckingmama420 May 15, 2020

topan

Very kind but shy, he is very smart and usually doesn’t talk a lot. When you get to know him he seems like the most funniest, talkative person in the world. He likes to explore and go on adventures and he’s very handy and helpful sometimes.

“Hi topan, you’re looking really nice today”

by Lusitania Laura February 5, 2021